The asabell team don’t spend all their time in the office. Our roving reporter has been out and about spotting them at play. Hayley was spotted face down on platform 11 at Paddington station, looking surprised. “I don’t know what happened”, she said. “One minute I was walking to the train and the next I’m on my knees - and people just stepped over me!” David was spotted in Oxford, loitering outside ladies’ dress shops, waiting for his wife and her friend. “I wouldn’t mind if we didn’t always end up back at the first shop we went to”, he muttered through clenched teeth. Dan was spotted at the Memorial Stadium watching his beloved Cheltenham Town play Bristol Rovers. During the match he commented, “We can’t read and we can’t write but that don’t really matter, ‘cos we all come from Cheltenhamshire and we can drive a tra’or, ooh-aargh, ooh-aargh, ooh-aargh ooh-aargh ooh-aargh!” Louise was spotted hanging by her fingernails at the top of a climbing wall, looking a little flushed. “I’m using muscles I didn’t know I had,” she said brightly. Alexa was spotted at a local am-dram pantomime, sitting in the audience with her ipod on, a glass of wine in her hand and a pained expression on her face. “It only took the opening bars to remind me how much I dislike panto”, she muttered. …Oh no you don’t… Emma was spotted clutching a fistful of betting tickets, urging on number five in the last race at the Swindon dog track. “I’m not normally like this”, she said shamefacedly, “I’m such a calm person.” Darren was spotted encouraging a wet cocker spaniel out of a snowy river. “When I said I wanted to find out what having a dog was like, this wasn’t what I had in mind,” he muttered grimly.